All I have to tell you, young people, is that if you guys want to drop everything, the time is now. Because later, you will grow old, you will need to take vitamins every day, otherwise, your skin will get shit, your hair will fall. You guys will have to work basically just to buy the vitamins that you will need forever thanks to the years of excesses, parties, drugs and love to which you have given yourselves. Plus: your breast will fall and you will want to pay the lifting.
Not to mention that in a matter of time, you will want to do something important and leave your mark in the world. Sometime later you guys will look back and think: “I’ve come this far, how farther can I go?” And then you will want to go far and farther. And Jaysus, you can not let whatever you’ve achieved go, destroying castles to make another. Fuck! Drop everything now!
But then sometime later, you will love the person you have become. Even the wrinkles that you’ve created, now softened, of course, by collagen with verisol that you are forced to buy. Jesus, it’s a lot of money spent on being old. But anyway: one of these days, the bands of your youth will release new album, and fuck! it will be good to listen to it, having some wine by yourself and such, and you’ll see that they have followed you, and they’re also taking all the vitamins and such. Well, that’s all what getting old is about. Drop everything now!